A few posts here on Reflection Gamer are pretty popular and get a lot of hits from the Google. While this is very nice because it draws more attention to my writings, it also means that I’m a prime target for search engine bots. These bots usually run around blogs and websites that allow comments and post generic, sometimes illegible things with links attached to them that usually promote porn or some sort of cheap medicine. Recently, I’ve been getting a lot more of these, and some were just so good, I had to share them. Let’s get started!

This first one is just a random one that I get quite often:

I am not capable of view this web site properly on chrome I think there’s a drawback

This one is in another language (warning: translate at your own risk, NSFW):

İstanbul da güzel bir vakit geçirmek istiyorsanız doğru yerdesiniz. Eğlencede ve seks de sınır tanımayan ateşli kızlarımız sizleri bekliyor.

This one has got to be my favorite out of all of them. It just wins on so many levels. You can tell that he really tried to sound convincing, even though he ended up failing completely:

A powerful share, I just given this onto a colleague who was doing somewhat evaluation on this. And he in actual fact purchased me breakfast because I found it for him.. smile. So let me reword that: Thnx for the deal with! But yeah Thnkx for spending the time to discuss this, I feel strongly about it and love reading extra on this topic. If potential, as you become expertise, would you thoughts updating your blog with more details? It is highly useful for me. Massive thumb up for this blog submit!

Another gem:

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NO YOU MAY NOT HAVE MY HOUSE:

Your house is valueble for me. Thanks!…

And then here are some more less exciting ones:

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Very good know-how! I have been seeking for some thing such as this for a time these days. Many thanks!

This last one I almost mistook for a real comment. Then I realized that the email was “viagra@getfreeviagra.com”:

Nice contribution, sweet page design and style, stick to the good work

All in all, these are always funny to read and since I have it set so that I filter every single comment that is posted, they never actually get through onto my website.

Oops, I guess by posting this, they did. Oh well; we’re laughing at them, not with them!

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